Herbert The Hypno Ape
An Ode to Herbert The Hypno Ape
Hypno Herbert is a magical old thing
He hypnotises people just to hear them sing
When he was younger and in his prime
He used to sing all of the time
But one day he woke and his voice was gone
He was truly heartbroken and fully forlorn
In his search for answers he found a ruby stone
With the power to make others thoughts his own
Now when he feels that familiar urge to croon
He hynotises some sucker, sits back and enjoys the tune
The End
