King Bling Bruce
An Ode to King Bling Bruce
They call him the crazy banana king
And old king Bruce sure loves the bling
He trades bananas for diamonds and jewels
Because in his mind it’s the bling that rules
His mindless pursuit of all that shines
Is leading towards some pretty hard times
For there will come a day for old king Bruce
When his jig is up and he’s cooked his goose
There’ll be no bananas left, only bling on his turf
And in the end, bling is of little worth
The End
