Stuart the Watermelon the Freshest of the Fresh
The story of Stuart the Watermelon the Freshest of the Fresh
Once there was this slice of watermelon called Stuart and he was known for being the freshest slice of watermelon in the whole region even as far as Freshton which was renowned for producing some of the freshest fruits in the district. But nevertheless he was as fresh as they came, he could sit out on his old deck chair in the sun by the pond for hours at a time and still retain his moisture content and fresh crispy consistency. His secret was that he drank abnormal amounts of coconut water and had an hour long ice bath at the end of everyday whilst reading a book called ‘The Wonder of Water’ by the NY Times best selling author Tony Wonderbake. He also had a nice moustache.