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Spanner Beard Samson

The Story of Spanner Beard Samson

Spanner Beard Samson was the strongest mechanic to ever live. He was so strong that he was constantly breaking his tools as he never really got a grip on the extent of his immense power. He was so sick of his tools breaking that he invented a new type of metal called Samsongold. It had the lustre of gold and the strength of 10 bulls. He made all of his own tools using this new hybrid metal. It was so strong that when he was working sometimes his spanners would go flying out of his hands and get lodged in his beard. The spanners stayed lodged there for his whole life because he could not get them out because his beard was the strongest part of his whole body and no scissors (not even Samsongold scissors) could cut it.

The End