Party Duck

An Ode to Party Duck

There was a duck and he was a grumpy dude
Some people called him evil duck others called him rudeHe ruled the Wollongong Uni lawn with an iron feather
His methods were extremely brutal but also kind of clever
He terrorised all the students and teachers alike
If he saw you with a sandwich he’d chase you off and then take a bite
Swimming in the duck pond one day he ran out of luck
He was ambushed by the Death Feather gang and stabbed by another duck
That day he may have died a violent death but his duck spirit lives on
No longer an evil one but one that’s full of fun
So raise your glass and give a cheer for party duck is here
For good times and fun shall be had whenever he is near

The End