Fruit Brain Brian

An Ode to Fruit Brain Brian

Once upon a time in the deep universe flying
Lived a beardy skull with the name of Brian

He travelled across the cosmos like a sailor on the sea
Stopping off at planets to have a look see

He stopped off at one that was covered in fruit
And stayed for a year because he was having a hoot

They had delicious juice and waterslides too
And after a while from Brian’s brain some fruit grew

Whenever he got peckish he’d just reach up into his head
And eat of the fruits of his brain which was what kept him fed

When he left that planet he journeyed here and there
Spreading his fruity seeds including but not limited to the pear

And that’s how on planet Earth fruit became to grow
Thanks to Brian and his brain and his curly mo

The End