Chief Great Beard


An Ode to Chief Great Beard

There was this dude and he was the chief

Before he was the boss his name was Keith

He used to be just a regular guy in the tribe

That was before growing a beard he did decide

First his beard was ok then it was good then it was great

That was the point at which he took control of his fate

He became all that he was meant to be

He was a man destined to be wild and free

He rode around the place on a huge buffalo called Bill

And his hunting skills were so superb he always ate his fill

One time when he was in mortal combat with a rival tribe

His beard stopped some arrows from which he would surely have died

He left them in there as a reminder to one and all

That a beard can be the difference between life or your downfall

The End