Billy the Bulldog


An Ode to Billy the Bulldog

Billy the Bulldog was king of the land

He was king of the animals and king of the man

He was a super snappy dresser with his special bow tie

Unusual on a pooch but it looked pretty fly

He had heaps good abilities because of his big ole eyes

When he gazed deep into yours you were hypnotised

He could get you to do anything, anything at all

Oftentimes random things like sitting on a ball

One thing he was infamous for was his horrid breath

If you copped a face full it could mean certain death

He loved to tend to his garden in the palace grounds

He’d kill all the weeds with his breath so foul

Thus goes the tale of a pooch called Bill

With the magical eyes and the breath so ill

The End