King Andre the French Bulldog
An Ode to King Andre the French Bulldog
King Andre the bulldog was king of the bulldogs in france
He ruled with poochy wisdom and he loved to dance
A dance party at the palace he’d host every Saturday night
And all the doggy lords and ladies would dance with delight
One time he moonwalked for 15 minutes straight
Out in the gardens to all of his subjects delight
In sunnier Australian climes he liked to spend his winters so
Where his cousin lived who was called Bo Bo
In a grand old building is were Bo Bo did reside
A telephone exchange it looked to the naked eye
But a wonder of design it was within it’s walls
A luxurious oasis for dogs who walked it’s halls
So that’s the story of Andre and Bo Bo
Two regal poochies and also bros
The End
