King Andre the French Bulldog

An Ode to King Andre the French Bulldog


King Andre the bulldog was king of the bulldogs in france

He ruled with poochy wisdom and he loved to dance


A dance party at the palace he’d host every Saturday night

And all the doggy lords and ladies would dance with delight


One time he moonwalked for 15 minutes straight

Out in the gardens to all of his subjects delight


In sunnier Australian climes he liked to spend his winters so

Where his cousin lived who was called Bo Bo


In a grand old building is were Bo Bo did reside

A telephone exchange it looked to the naked eye


But a wonder of design it was within it’s walls

A luxurious oasis for dogs who walked it’s halls


So that’s the story of Andre and Bo Bo

Two regal poochies and also bros


The End