Tony the Magical Mountain Goat

An Ode to Tony the Magical Mountain Goat


There was this goat and he was magic indeed

He lived on a magic mountain and on golden grass he did feed


Everything he did was a magical thing

From dancing on rainbows to creating bling bling


For without this goat there would be no golden nuggets on earth

Because after eating the golden grass golden nuggets he’d birth


It might sound peculiar but that’s just how things work

As real as taxes and as magic as a Smurf


If you want to know his name his name was Tony

He was the real deal and in no way a phony


The End