Greg the Seagull – pattern design

The story of Greg the Seagull


Greg the Seagull was the head of investor relations for the Bondi Beach Seagulls. He was so efficient at his job that he got 5 days worth of work done in 2 days every week leaving him with time to chill on Bondi Beach and work on his sun strut. His superiors had no problem with this arrangement because he always met his KPIs every quarter without fail and often exceeded them. His secret of being so efficient at work was that he didn’t waste time or engage in meaningless chit chat and every task he did he did with speed and laser like focus.

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