Pablo the Pineapple

The story of Pablo the Pineapple


Pablo the pineapple was the most happiest pineapple in the Pineapple Isles.


Do you want to know why? I’ll tell you right now, it was because he was the only pineapple in the Pineapple Isles who could grow a BEARD.


There’s a few theories as to how his beard started to grow and why it continues to grow but the most accepted theory is that it started to grow when he rejected the long held belief that pineapples have to sit in their little shrub day after day waiting to get harvested and eventually turned into a pina colada.


When he was just knee high to a cricket he jumped off his shrub 🌱and went on sweet adventures. Some of his adventures were climbing Pineapple Mountain 🍍⛰, canoeing across the Pineapple Straights to visit Banana 🍌 Island, parachuting off a flamingo’s back, forming a rock band with other free spirited fruits (they were called Pablo and the Peanuts 🥜 even though no peanuts were in the band) and bungee jumping into the volcano 🌋 atop Pineapple Mountain 🍍⛰.


With each adventure a beard hair would grow until he went on so many adventures that he had the most plump beard ever.

And that is the story of Pablo the Pineapple 🍍.


The End