Christofoson the King of Cool
The story of Christofoson the King of Cool
Christofoson was an abominable yeti big foot and he was the King Of all that was cool. He lived where the mountains were rugged and imposing and the snow was as white as in that Nick Cave song. His favourite food to eat was snow flavoured sorbet as it had a cooling effect on him as he often overheated because he was always training for half marathons, a passion of his. His best result was 43rd in the Annual Arctic Beast Half Marathon in 2012. He could never seem to beat the polar bears who despite their appearance have excellent stamina.