Dougie the Donut Pizza
An Ode to Dougie the Donut Pizza
Dougie achieved fame in a peculiar kind of way
It was for being the best pizza delivery guy every day
When he delivered pizza to his dad he asked for a tip
His dad said “Be good to your mum” with a smile of his lip
After a while Dougie wanted to try something new
So he opened up his own pizza shop or two
In his shop he had a lab where he experimented all night
Some of his pizza creations would give you a fright
There was a pizza with cheese harvested from the moon
And topped with the choicest cuts from a magic mushroom
One fateful night whilst working in the lab
He mixed donuts and pizza but it turned out so bad
The whole lab exploded, it was a frightful scene
When he emerged he was mutant and kind of obscene
He was now part man, part donut, part pizza slice
Frightful yet delicious, weird tasting yet nice
He got heaps famous and into movies he went
Getting sweet roles as the pizza slice gent
The End
