Silly Sausage Surf Crew

An Ode to The Silly Sausage Surf Crew

The Silly Sausage Surf Crew
Are the zaniest meats
In the whole stew

They are crazy
In their meaty brains
Sometime hazy
Often playing games

They love to carve
Each other good
Freaky sausages
Up to no good

With knife and fork
They love to feast
They hunt like a hawk
And attack like beast

When cut they bleed
Slimy sausage juice
Like an oil leak
Or a stinky moose

You’ll often find them
On the BBQ
Chilling with onion
And things that go moo

Put them in your
Chewing hole
Clench your teeth
And hear them yell

That’s the sound
Of the Sausage Crew
Being eaten
By big bad you

The End