Frankie Banana Batman

An Ode to Frankie Banana Batman

Frankie the Banana Batman was the greatest ever
The amount of times someone said he wasn’t was actually never

Like a duck eating bread in the pond in the park
He took to crime fighting like a light to the dark

In a variety of ways he fought the bad guys
From slipping banana peels to tickling them till they cry

To have ever lived he was the fastest Batman around
Not cause of his car but because his shoes on the ground

When not fighting crime he liked long distance races
He always ran at 100% and never counted his paces

When not fighting crime or having a run
He liked building Lego cities it was heaps of fun

Yellow was his favourite block colour to build
Banana Lego worlds of which yellow peeps they were filled

The End