Frankie Banana Batman

An Ode to Frankie Banana Batman


Frankie the Banana Batman was the greatest ever

The amount of times someone said he wasn’t was actually never


Like a duck eating bread in the pond in the park

He took to crime fighting like a light to the dark


In a variety of ways he fought the bad guys

From slipping banana peels to tickling them till they cry


To have ever lived he was the fastest Batman around

Not cause of his car but because his shoes on the ground


When not fighting crime he liked long distance races

He always ran at 100% and never counted his paces


When not fighting crime or having a run

He liked building Lego cities it was heaps of fun


Yellow was his favourite block colour to build

Banana Lego worlds of which yellow peeps they were filled


The End