Big Johnny Boy the Pineapple

An Ode to Big Johnny Boy the Pineapple

There was once a pineapple called Big Johnny Boy

When he ate sushi he liked to add some soy

His hobby was climbing big mountains real high

He loved the feeling of being up so high in the sky

He held records for a being a pineapple mountaineer

Climbing more mountains than any pineapple every single year

One time in Japan he climbed to the top of Mount Fuji

When he reached the summit he snacked on some sashimi

It was a delicious snack to finish off a leisurely climb

All his taste buds did a dance and had a good time

The End