Big Johnny Boy the Pineapple

An Ode to Big Johnny Boy the Pineapple


There was once a pineapple called Big Johnny Boy

When he ate sushi he liked to add some soy


His hobby was climbing big mountains real high

He loved the feeling of being up so high in the sky


He held records for a being a pineapple mountaineer

Climbing more mountains than any pineapple every single year


One time in Japan he climbed to the top of Mount Fuji

When he reached the summit he snacked on some sashimi


It was a delicious snack to finish off a leisurely climb

All his taste buds did a dance and had a good time


The End