Lion Hat Hajime
An Ode to Lion Hat Hajime
The greatest of beards had this dude that I know
He lived life fast and never slow mo
He travelled the world many times in his life
Many adventures he did have and even some strife
He only had 8 fingers cause a gater got 2
And 9 toes cause a lion nibbled his shoe
With his 2 bare hands he fought that lion
Recovered his foot digit before it was dying
Got it sown back on but it just didn’t stay
So he got it taxidermied and it really looked great
Sometime later at the watering hole, he met that lion again
They ended up chatting and becoming good friends
They went on many adventures all over the place
Even talked about building a rocket to space
That’s the end of this story I hope you had fun
Remember why walk if instead you can run
The End
