Lion Hat Hajime


An Ode to Lion Hat Hajime


The greatest of beards had this dude that I know

He lived life fast and never slow mo


He travelled the world many times in his life

Many adventures he did have and even some strife


He only had 8 fingers cause a gater got 2

And 9 toes cause a lion nibbled his shoe


With his 2 bare hands he fought that lion

Recovered his foot digit before it was dying


Got it sown back on but it just didn’t stay

So he got it taxidermied and it really looked great


Sometime later at the watering hole, he met that lion again

They ended up chatting and becoming good friends


They went on many adventures all over the place

Even talked about building a rocket to space


That’s the end of this story I hope you had fun

Remember why walk if instead you can run


The End